Bayeux

What is this?
A rare part of the Bayeux tapestry that reveals Him, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, to be known to those present at the time. The lack of pirates is an interesting point - but we can assume that those stitching merely ran out of material before they could present His favoured people.

Why, if this depicts FSM on the tapestry, is this classed as "Photomanipulation"?
Because I know many people will not believe that this is a true, oft-overlooked part of the tapestry. I will give those non-believers this:

Using The Historic Tale Construction Kit, and Adobe Photoshop, I managed to create this picture.

What is the FSM?
The Flying Spaghetti Monster is the God of Pastafarianism. We believe that the FSM created the world with His Noodly Appendage. It originally consisted of some mountains, some trees and a midget. Holy beings are pirates and their rapid decrease has resulted in global warming. More can be found here.

Why have I never seen this part of the tapestry before?
I only discovered it recently. It appears to have been discarded from the whole tapestry for being "heresy". I have thus decided to put it here for you all to view: best to make it public than leave it languishing where no-one will see it. It could be part of the "Lost Section".